5 Life Hacks for Dealing with Tricky Genies

We all dream of the day we find that golden lamp buried in the desert, but how many of us know what to do when we’re staring down the face of a genie? Like my stepdad, genies are notorious tricksters, and aren’t always looking out for your best interests. Check out these five life hacks for dealing with your next genie so you get the wish you want not the wish you deserve!

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Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James

Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James

Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.

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Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground

Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground

From the moment that The Hole in the Ground premiered at Sundance in 2019 audiences have been dying to know just what’s in that hole in the ground. I caught up with Irish director Lee Kronin and asked him point blank, “What’s in the hole in the ground.” His answers might shock you.

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Spot The Hidden Ghosts In The Haunting Of Hill House 2 Teaser From Netflix

After hearing that the Netflix miniseries The Haunting of Hill House featured a plethora of hidden ghosts throughout the first season viewers couldn’t look away even if they wanted to. It looks like the Hill House team is at it again with their teaser for season 2. And by “at it again,” I mean putting ghosts in things. Check out our video below where we bust all of the season 2 ghosts.

Steve's Liquor Review

Steve's Liquor Review

It’s extremely hard to get a Kill Pretty employee to do even 30 minutes of actual work in a week. We beg, we plead, but our cries go unheard. This week I asked Steve to write something, anything. He said, “Like what?” I said, “Review anything. You can literally go to the liquor store and review alcohol. I don’t care!” Steve thought this was a great idea. A reason to drink! The next day I literally got photos of his review on a piece of paper. So here’s what I was able to decipher from his scrawlings. Please excuse the formatting and lack of real “reviewing” as I can only assume he was totally shitfaced by the time he got to his chips.


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Funky Forest is Funking WEIRD (NSFW!!)

Funky Forest is Funking WEIRD (NSFW!!)

Ever fantasized about traveling to an alternate dimension and flipping through television, trying to decipher an alien world? Seeing the customs, the comedy and what they find sexy on planet Xenew? Well with the beauty of freaky Japanese cinema now you can!

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Five Amenities That Ja Rule’s Bringing To Fyre Fest 2.0

Five Amenities That Ja Rule’s Bringing To Fyre Fest 2.0

We’ll never know if Fyre Festival was a scheme to trap gullible social media influencers on an island and slowly deprive them of supplies until they broke into separate factions and ate each other or if it was a regular scam that didn’t have anything to do with cannibalism. Whatever the case Ja Rule, one of the creators of Fyre Festival, doesn’t think the initial get together went as planned so he’s putting together a new version of the fest and we’ve got an inside look on what’s waiting for you if purchase $5,000 VIP ticket.

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