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Deep Dream Fear and Loathing

Dream deep...

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video, music Nacho 7/18/16 video, music Nacho 7/18/16

I'm a thug...

I know one thing...

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video Nacho 7/13/16 video Nacho 7/13/16

TITS!

He seems happy....

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Spill it!

Spill that paint!!!

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drugs, video Mr. Rich 5/4/16 drugs, video Mr. Rich 5/4/16

Don't hug me I'm scared

Don't hug me I'm scared. Kids show not for kids.

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Slim Goodbody gets down with some puppets

Slim goodbody sings a song with some puppets.

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Sally Sucks Spagetti

FEED THE VACUUM! 

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Humpback

Hey do you like whales? Yeah? Well would you like to come hump back at my place?

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A Day In the Life of Script

While Script ponders his life while sipping on a bud light we see him wander around the west coast leaving tags,throw ups , and pieces. 

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Spongeknob Squarenuts

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

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Big Dog 92

Can we still play halo together?

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Cheap Joke

damn cheap joke

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Cumshot Wound - STDalton (Official Music Video)
Nacho
Cumshot Wound - STDalton (Official Music Video)
Nacho

Our favorite punk band just dropped this sick new video. If you haven’t seen Cumshot Wound live it’s a MUST! They put on a freaky ass show! Watch the video and follow them NOW! Even Been-Jammin’ Franklin loves it!

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God Found Herself Thru ‘Jackass’
Molly
God Found Herself Thru ‘Jackass’
Molly

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?

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Molly
New Kill Pretty Shirts
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New Kill Pretty Shirts
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Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You
Molly
Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You
Molly

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

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Molly
How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)
Molly
How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)
Molly

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

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Molly
6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You
Molly
6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You
Molly

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

  1. Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.

  2. The exact Pantone of your asshole.

  3. GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.

  4. Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)

  5. Your lowest bowling score.

  6. Your new god.

    .66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

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