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Deep Dream Fear and Loathing
video Nacho 7/20/16 video Nacho 7/20/16

Deep Dream Fear and Loathing

Dream deep...

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I'm a thug...
video, music Nacho 7/18/16 video, music Nacho 7/18/16

I'm a thug...

I know one thing...

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TITS!
video Nacho 7/13/16 video Nacho 7/13/16

TITS!

He seems happy....

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Spill it!
video Nacho 7/11/16 video Nacho 7/11/16

Spill it!

Spill that paint!!!

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Don't hug me I'm scared
drugs, video Mr. Rich 5/4/16 drugs, video Mr. Rich 5/4/16

Don't hug me I'm scared

Don't hug me I'm scared. Kids show not for kids.

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Slim Goodbody gets down with some puppets
funny, video Mr. Rich 5/3/16 funny, video Mr. Rich 5/3/16

Slim Goodbody gets down with some puppets

Slim goodbody sings a song with some puppets.

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Sally Sucks Spagetti
video Nacho 4/28/16 video Nacho 4/28/16

Sally Sucks Spagetti

FEED THE VACUUM! 

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Humpback
video, funny Nacho 4/19/16 video, funny Nacho 4/19/16

Humpback

Hey do you like whales? Yeah? Well would you like to come hump back at my place?

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A Day In the Life of Script
graffiti, video Nacho 3/24/16 graffiti, video Nacho 3/24/16

A Day In the Life of Script

While Script ponders his life while sipping on a bud light we see him wander around the west coast leaving tags,throw ups , and pieces. 

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Spongeknob Squarenuts
video Nacho 3/17/16 video Nacho 3/17/16

Spongeknob Squarenuts

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

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Big Dog 92
video Nacho 3/15/16 video Nacho 3/15/16

Big Dog 92

Can we still play halo together?

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Cheap Joke
video Nacho 3/12/16 video Nacho 3/12/16

Cheap Joke

damn cheap joke

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God Found Herself Thru ‘Jackass’
Molly
God Found Herself Thru ‘Jackass’
Molly

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?

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Molly
New Kill Pretty Shirts
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New Kill Pretty Shirts
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Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You
Molly
Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You
Molly

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

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Molly
How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)
Molly
How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)
Molly

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

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Molly
6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You
Molly
6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You
Molly

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

  1. Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.

  2. The exact Pantone of your asshole.

  3. GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.

  4. Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)

  5. Your lowest bowling score.

  6. Your new god.

    .66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

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Molly
KZAM GTB Interview!
Nacho
kzam, kzam gtb, gtb, graffiti interview, bay area graffiti writer, bay area legend, legendary graffiti writer
KZAM GTB Interview!
Nacho
kzam, kzam gtb, gtb, graffiti interview, bay area graffiti writer, bay area legend, legendary graffiti writer

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?

KZAM: I had a little marker, and I remember just drawing anarchy signs all over the neighborhood. I'd never done graffiti before that, but that's the first time that I remember doing it. I grew up in Palo Alto area and saw a lot of ORFN and stuff like that, MARVL. I actually met ORFN and he gave me a Pilot when I was tagging in the tunnel at the Palo Alto train station with a Sharpie, and he came up and he... I forget what I even wrote back then, but he came up and saw me with this little tiny Sharpie, and gave me a big Pilot, and he hit up ORFN and I was like "Oh, shit!" I'd seen him everywhere. And it was kind of cool to meet him in person. But honestly I was like 11, 12 years old.

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