An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With Gingerbread Man From Issue 4

An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With Gingerbread Man From Issue 4

Gingerbread Man is everyone’s favorite gangster cookie. Hailing from fresco with three full length albums and laundry list of celebrity endorsements, there’s no stopping this shit talking, coke snorting candy rapper. Tyler caught up with this legit cookie rapper and learned how much coke this pastry man snorts and found out exactly how someone made from sugar and flour goes to the bathroom.

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How to Beat Depression If You’re A Complete Piece of Shit

How to Beat Depression If You’re A Complete Piece of Shit

Do you ever get down, sad or just lonely? Some people call it depression, my mom would just say ‘quit being a pussy like your father.’ I’ve been studying depression on myself for quite sometime and with the help of a cheating whore ex girlfriend – I hate you Rista! (K has been removed to protect that cheating whore). While there’s no cure for it, there are a few methods I would recommend before you decide to tie that belt around your ceiling fan like a man and make your Nanna cry when she comes home from church.  

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An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With INDECLINE From Issue 3

An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With INDECLINE From Issue 3

While you’re safe in your bed, sound asleep, in the single digit hours before sunrise, an anonymous group of vandals and videographers roam the city streets and capture some of the rawest, most disgusting footage of life on Earth. Bums, whores, crackheads, and graffiti writers galore. They put their lives on the line for your amusement and disdain. INDECLINE is here to show you what you don’t want to see. Or do you, you sick fuck?

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5 Life Hacks for Dealing with Tricky Genies

We all dream of the day we find that golden lamp buried in the desert, but how many of us know what to do when we’re staring down the face of a genie? Like my stepdad, genies are notorious tricksters, and aren’t always looking out for your best interests. Check out these five life hacks for dealing with your next genie so you get the wish you want not the wish you deserve!

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Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James

Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James

Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.

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Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground

Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground

From the moment that The Hole in the Ground premiered at Sundance in 2019 audiences have been dying to know just what’s in that hole in the ground. I caught up with Irish director Lee Kronin and asked him point blank, “What’s in the hole in the ground.” His answers might shock you.

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Spot The Hidden Ghosts In The Haunting Of Hill House 2 Teaser From Netflix

After hearing that the Netflix miniseries The Haunting of Hill House featured a plethora of hidden ghosts throughout the first season viewers couldn’t look away even if they wanted to. It looks like the Hill House team is at it again with their teaser for season 2. And by “at it again,” I mean putting ghosts in things. Check out our video below where we bust all of the season 2 ghosts.