Nacho 12/2/20 Nacho 12/2/20

Call Satan Live Ep. 8 - Ear Orgy

Another one? Yup! Another one. The HALLOWEEN CALLS...here we go!

Nacho 8/28/20 Nacho 8/28/20

Call Satan Live Episode 2 - Demon Acid

The second episode is up! The minion takes acid in a butt, a girl poops in a cup and there’s a car crash, I promise!

Nacho 10/2/19 Nacho 10/2/19

Call Satan Live Ep. 6 - Start His Butt Like a Lawnmower

The 3rd installment of the HARVEST MOON NIGHT OF EVIL! Humans try to be clever but the Dark Lord will have NONE OF IT! Also instructions on how to start your butt like a lawnmower.

Nacho 9/23/19 Nacho 9/23/19

Call Satan Live Episode 5 - The Cockroach Inside Her

Hello folks! Welcome to another nasty episode of CALL SATAN LIVE! This is part 2 of our Harvest Moon episode and it's very naughty! Be warned!

Nacho

Cumshot Wound - STDalton (Official Music Video)

Our favorite punk band just dropped this sick new video. If you haven’t seen Cumshot Wound live it’s a MUST! They put on a freaky ass show! Watch the video and follow them NOW! Even Been-Jammin’ Franklin loves it!

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

Call Satan Live Ep. 8 - Ear Orgy

Call Satan Live Episode 2 - Demon Acid

Call Satan Live Ep. 6 - Start His Butt Like a Lawnmower

Call Satan Live Episode 5 - The Cockroach Inside Her

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?