Nacho 3/31/21 Nacho 3/31/21

Zine Review: Street Star #11

All the writing in this zine is handwritten and completely illegible. Fortunately it doesn’t really matter.

Nacho 3/17/21 Nacho 3/17/21

Zine Review: Cemental #6

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a skate zine before now. It’s cool. Photos of skateboarding.

Nacho 3/10/21 Nacho 3/10/21

Zine Review: Enemy #5 and #7

These zines are what I’ve tried to do over and over in my magazine making career. Truly psychotic shit.

Nacho 2/24/21 Nacho 2/24/21

Zine Review: DFW

Have you ever taken the Bart to the mission, gotten a burrito at Farolito and skated somewhere to get a 40? Gotten so drunk you fell off your board and hurt your wrist but didn’t care and went bombing anyway?

Nacho 2/17/21 Nacho 2/17/21

Zine Review: Possessed #9

In 2021 it’s not cool to hate stuff anymore. Which, by cool rules, makes it cool again.

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

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KZAM GTB Interview!

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?

KZAM: I had a little marker, and I remember just drawing anarchy signs all over the neighborhood. I'd never done graffiti before that, but that's the first time that I remember doing it. I grew up in Palo Alto area and saw a lot of ORFN and stuff like that, MARVL. I actually met ORFN and he gave me a Pilot when I was tagging in the tunnel at the Palo Alto train station with a Sharpie, and he came up and he... I forget what I even wrote back then, but he came up and saw me with this little tiny Sharpie, and gave me a big Pilot, and he hit up ORFN and I was like "Oh, shit!" I'd seen him everywhere. And it was kind of cool to meet him in person. But honestly I was like 11, 12 years old.