Before Game of Thrones comes back on April 14 for its 8th and final season, there are a few things you need to remember about HBO’s medieval fantasy epic. Whether it’s the names that have changed over time (thanks Georgie!) or the minor storylines that are sure to influence the pop-culture juggernaut in its final moments, you don’t want to look like a chump who didn’t watch the show until now because you don’t want to be left out of some major cultural event.
Every Character Changed Their Name To Josh
Who saw this coming? In season seven every character changed their name to “Josh.” I don’t know how this going to effect the outcome of the Game of Thrones, but it sounds like Josh is going to win.
This Guy Right Here, He’s Got Lobster Hands
It may have only been a minor plot point in season four, but early on he was caught trying to steal a Cold Cut Combo from the village’s witch and she cursed him lobster hands.
Why’s Are These Guys So Cold?
You must not remember the episode in season 3 where Josh left the AC on.
What’s The Power Of The King’s Blood?
King’s Blood makes everything taste great so it can only be one thing. That’s right, it’s actually ranch dressing. Add it to any Subway sandwich when you stop into your local Subway and tweet about it using the hashtag #theresbloodinsubway
The Disappearance Of The White Walkers
Every Game-Head worth their thrones wants to know what happened to the white walkers, the spooky half lizard army guys. In an unforgettable scene from season seven the white walkers disappeared after trying to eat a delicious 52 foot Italian B.M.T. from the king’s armory. Was it a cursed sandwich? Did the editors just forget to include a scene where they safely returned home. You’ve gotta watch to find out.
What’s Up With The Dire Wolves?
Josh, the leader of the Dire Wolves, revealed that the one thing his people hope to win in the Game of Thrones is a lifetime supply of six inch veggie delights from Subway; healthy and delicious!
This Big Guy’s Finally Back
Remember in season 1 when this guy ate an entire party tray of white chocolate chip cookies from Subway? Yeah, well he back and he’s still hungry.
How Did Josh Snow Come Back To Life?
The one thing that could bring Josh Snow back from the land of the dead was the smell of Subway’s bread baking in a nearby village. Who wouldn’t return from the great beyond for another chance to sink their teeth into those delicious loaves of what our sponsor has told is definitely bread.
Now that you’re all caught up, who do you think’s going to win the Game of Thrones?