It’s tough to write a new article for Kill Pretty every week. Aside from coming up with a funny concept our writers also have to find a tone of voice that’s both disaffected and slightly acerbic. It’s not an easy job. Seeing how America is sliding into the July 4th weekend and Kill Pretty’s office are located in America, if you count Los Angeles as America (ha ha ha, a little joke), we figured that if we’re going to coast on one of our classic Friday articles then we might as well do it when no one is online. Without further ado here are a few pictures of people who don’t feel so well and some funny little commentary to go with it.

Wow. This lady is not having a good time. Probably because she’s about to throw up and that’s something that most people don’t enjoy doing. If you are the kind of person who enjoys that kind of thing (vomiting) then you’re probably really into this stock photo and we’re not here to put a judgment value on that! But you do have to admit that you’re a little freak.

Whoa. This guy is definitely having a bad day, not because he’s about to throw up in his favorite red bucket but because he found out that he’s been living in a Truman Show scenario and that all of his friends are actually paid actors and his wife is a paid actor and even his dog is a paid actor. This news is so upsetting that his entire body is revolting, guts and all.

Okay I think this guy is faking it.

They (scientists) say that it’s impossible to vomit so hard that your fillings fly out of your teeth and into the big green bucket, but that’s exactly what happened here. This man has puked so hard that all 27 of his fillings have flown out of his teeth and into the big green bucket. If they (scientists) can be wrong about something as simple as this then what else are they wrong about?

Ha ha ha this is just a little joke. It’s a puppet that can’t actually vomit or puke or even barf but I think you’ll agree that it’s very cute to make an inanimate object look like it’s having one of the worst mornings of its little life.

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