Nacho 12/2/20 Nacho 12/2/20

Call Satan Live Ep. 8 - Ear Orgy

Another one? Yup! Another one. The HALLOWEEN CALLS...here we go!

Nacho 8/28/20 Nacho 8/28/20

Call Satan Live Episode 2 - Demon Acid

The second episode is up! The minion takes acid in a butt, a girl poops in a cup and there’s a car crash, I promise!

Nacho 10/16/19 Nacho 10/16/19

Call Satan Live Ep. 7 - Pentagram Corn

The LAST of the harvest moon night! This last guy at the end is a little too evil even for the dark lord! We got a lot of souls on this one! Take a listen...

Nacho 10/2/19 Nacho 10/2/19

Call Satan Live Ep. 6 - Start His Butt Like a Lawnmower

The 3rd installment of the HARVEST MOON NIGHT OF EVIL! Humans try to be clever but the Dark Lord will have NONE OF IT! Also instructions on how to start your butt like a lawnmower.

Nacho 9/23/19 Nacho 9/23/19

Call Satan Live Episode 5 - The Cockroach Inside Her

Hello folks! Welcome to another nasty episode of CALL SATAN LIVE! This is part 2 of our Harvest Moon episode and it's very naughty! Be warned!

Nacho 9/16/19 Nacho 9/16/19

Call Satan Live Episode 4 Harvest Moon

The harvest moon has come and gone. Listen to the dirty people that want to talk to SATAN!

Nacho 1/28/19 Nacho 1/28/19

Call Satan Live Ep. 3 - Midget Threesome

Finally the dark lord himself gets to give a little relationship advice! How to properly handle a midget threesome, make your dad an extra special egg salad and one free mansion in CHINO HILLS! All this and much more! Come listen to Satan himself wheelin’ and dealin’!

Nacho 12/17/18 Nacho 12/17/18

Call Satan Live PODCAST Episode 1 Available NOW!

CALL SATAN LIVE The Podcast is finally here! Episode 1 just went up! Listen to the dark lord himself dish out advice, gossip and black magick!

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

Nacho

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KZAM GTB Interview!

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?

KZAM: I had a little marker, and I remember just drawing anarchy signs all over the neighborhood. I'd never done graffiti before that, but that's the first time that I remember doing it. I grew up in Palo Alto area and saw a lot of ORFN and stuff like that, MARVL. I actually met ORFN and he gave me a Pilot when I was tagging in the tunnel at the Palo Alto train station with a Sharpie, and he came up and he... I forget what I even wrote back then, but he came up and saw me with this little tiny Sharpie, and gave me a big Pilot, and he hit up ORFN and I was like "Oh, shit!" I'd seen him everywhere. And it was kind of cool to meet him in person. But honestly I was like 11, 12 years old.

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?