Okay everyone relax. Seriously. Just be cool. You have to be chill because the rooster is here and he's super pissed!

FUCK! This was always going to happen but why is it happening today? Ugh. Why is the rooster so mad? Did you do something to the rooster? You did, didn't you?

Sorry, that was uncalled for. It’s not your fault that the rooster is so angry. It’s just, UGH! What’s his deal? Do you know?

AH! It sucks so much when the rooster gets right up in your face like that. Do you think someone is sleeping with his wife and he knows about it but he’s too afraid to bring it up with her so he’s taking his pain out on everyone else? That could be it. But what if he’s just a really angry rooster with nowhere to direct his emotions? .That’s just as likely. Or maybe there’s a third option. Maybe he was zapped by The Orb and it turned him from a genuinely nice rooster to the irrationally furious rooster that’s here today? There’s no way to know.