Nacho 8/17/15 Nacho 8/17/15

Dance Boy!

I like to watch him dance!

Nacho 6/12/15 Nacho 6/12/15

DMX Uses Google for the First time

Nacho 6/9/15 Nacho 6/9/15

Masked Serbian schoolchildren rob teacher for grade book

Nacho 5/15/15 Nacho 5/15/15

So many benefits!

Sir Surly Fetus 2/3/15 Sir Surly Fetus 2/3/15

2070 PARADIGM SHIFT, The best Ted Talk of all Time

Jacob Shelton 1/15/15 Jacob Shelton 1/15/15

Let's Start Sending Rivers Cuomo Fan Mail For Incubus

Recently, Weezer's Rivers Cuomo paid a visit to the web series Larry King Now where he told an interesting/creepy anecdote. Apparently he keeps getting fan mail for Incubus front man Brandon Boyd. “I get these elaborate fan packages, only they’re not for me, they’re for the singer of Incubus, Brandon Boyd,” Cuomo told King. “The bizarre thing is it’s happened at two different houses I’ve lived in over the years.”

Jacob Shelton 1/9/15 Jacob Shelton 1/9/15

Rock In Peace - 10 Bands Definitely Breaking Up in 2015

2015 has begun, and as Kill Pretty’s resident music know it all/sass machine, I think it’s important that we cleanse ourselves of the negative vibes of 2014 as we prepare for the even worse vibes coming in 2015. We can all admit that last year was mostly terrible. Save for a few personal highlights (a couple of friends got married and I ate the world’s largest hot dog), 2014 was full of terrible news. The police murdered people in the streets, we were tricked into caring about a Seth Rogen film, and an entire airplane disappeared. Worst of all, we were inundated with some truly awful music. If you read my last column, you’ll know that I liked a few songs last year but that's about it.

Jacob Shelton 1/7/15 Jacob Shelton 1/7/15

We Need To Talk About the New Sony Walkman

Hey, are you a 40 year old audiophile with 1200 dollars to burn? Then the Sony Walkman ZX2 is for you good sir.

Jon Benito 1/6/15 Jon Benito 1/6/15

Hats Off To You, Your Honor By Jon Benito

So unfortunately, between a time span of four months or so, I got picked up by the police for graffiti. The first time I got ACD (charges dropped) in return for six months good behavior. However, the second time I got picked up, I was arrested and held for about sixteen hours until I saw a judge. The ordeal was entertaining to say the least. Outside of the Christian proselytizing with signage telling me to ask Jesus for forgiveness, and the amount of disinformation being proliferated by the police was... Well... Not really surprising. Regardless, I recently had my follow up court date this past Friday, December 19th.

Jacob Shelton 12/31/14 Jacob Shelton 12/31/14

Kid Destroys Dollar Store

Mr. Rich 12/25/14 Mr. Rich 12/25/14

Elf On Da Shelf W/ The Weekend Pilots!

Kill Pretty is now in dirty dealings with everyone's favorite comedy band The Weekend Pilots! Every month we will be writing an article inspired by one of their songs.

This month they threw us a X-mas song and even though we hate X-mas we love evil killer dolls so we went with it.

Nacho 12/19/14 Nacho 12/19/14

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