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Kill Pretty's Guide To The Fourth of July

It’s the Fourth of July! Go eat a firework and watch hot dogs explode or whatever.

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Quarantine No Nos

We’re crawling up the walls, baking every bread that can be baked. We’re forming vacation pods and going to Joshua Tree. We’re forming vacation pods and going to Palm Springs. We’re baking bread with our photogenic dogs and vacation pods in Joshua Tree and Palm Springs. We’ll never leave quarantine, we’ll let the virus burn through us until the only people left are COVID free by default. You can cross your fingers and hope that you make it to 2021 without saddling your family without a hefty respirator bill, or you can avoid these Quarantine No Nos and continue pacing your studio apartment Coronavirus free.

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The Kill Pretty Guide To The Fourth Of July

Learn everything you need to know about how to celebrate the Fourth of July from your helpful pals at Kill Pretty.

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Small World

Watch Abraham Dubin get small, but also stay normal sized while skateboarding and wearing a distinctive color that may or may not be orange.

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MindFuck Is Available Now

What’s the craziest thing that you believe? Do you watch the sky for chemtrails? Do you believe in UFO’s? What about interdimensional conspiracies that effect you on a cellular level? MindFuck is your destination for the most disturbing conspiracy theories that may not be theories at all. Put on your tinfoil hat, prepare to be changed.