Underrated: Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972)

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Underrated: Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972)

Women In Prison films are the thing of the past here in America. We haven’t seen one in years. For most film enthusiasts WIP means Campy. And for good reason. Most WIP movies are campy! From Chained Heat to Bad Girls Dormitory, we love the films but they are pretty damn cheesy. The genre has become so predictable there are even parody films. This is what feels so great about watching Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion. Here we have an outstanding Women In Prison film. One filled with action, story, and best of all: quality acting. FP701 may be the best Women In Prison films ever made and this is where it all started.

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Surviving Your Minimum Wage Shit Job

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Surviving Your Minimum Wage Shit Job

Because of the ever-rising price of whores and pot, since the age of 18 I’ve been forced into the working world. Because I have no idea what a “cover letter” is and have no fucking clue how to “prepare for an interview,” I’ve been forced from one minimum wage job to the next, barely escaping slitting my wrists from boredom. As Wayne Campbell once said, “I have a large collection of name tags and hair nets.”

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The Underrated: Miami Blues

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The Underrated: Miami Blues

At this point the Baldwin Brothers are an unstoppable force. Laugh all you want, these motherfuckers make great movies. Yeah there’s a lot of stinkers along the way but when they hit, watch out! Alec Baldwin is probably the most successful and talented of the four and Miami Blues drives this home. Giving one of the best performance’s of his career to a movie no one talks about. Miami Blues is the under rated film of the 90’s! No joke.

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