Updated our Flickr with more Graffiti
/We are starting to update our flickr once a week with more graffiti. Here's some new shit fo ya!
The Golden Ticket
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In 1993, a movie called “Last Action Hero” was released to the world and a specific aspect of it has always stuck with and intrigued me. I’m not here to argue that this is a great movie(although it is pretty fuckin’ good) or that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the shit and has acted in some of the greatest movies ever made(Twins, Junior, Jingle All The Way). I am here to discuss a golden ticket that gave you entrance into something amazing and it wasn’t into a retarded chocolate factory.
Before J. J. Abrams copyrighted lens flares, before Charles Dance was cutting apart animals on Game of Thrones, and even before Bridgette Wilson-Sampras got old and gave up on life, we were introduced to this(yet another) random Arnie movie. But this time the plot device was a golden ticket, supposedly bestowed with magic by Houdini, that allowed its owner to travel in and out of movies at will. AWESOME! Unfortunately, the owner of this ticket is a runty little brat with no imagination and once it falls into the hands of somebody with a little more creativity, his head explodes. He spoke of bringing a group of famous villains into the world, I’m here to kick it up a notch.
Read MoreYou Can't Wait To Know This! by Keith Garsee
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Little-old-man-turned-Internet-villain Bill Cosby was spotted over the weekend eating a piece of fruit. No confirmation yet as to what kind of fruit it was, but it was probably one of the types of fruits that grows on trees and definitely not the gay kind because everyone knows now that Bill Cosby likes pussy.
Read MoreMy Brain Hurts
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After I pissed myself the last time I got drunk, my phone wont let me unlock it unless I restart it. I wonder if this was all plotted. The phone still works, but now when I text, it repeats every letter to the point that it looks like I’m a stuttering idiot. I’m not. I speak with perfect clarity. But my phone disagrees. To all my “friends” it seems normal because I’m constantly hammered and sending weird texts.
Read MoreMERS - KILL PRETTY GRAFFITI SPOTLIGHT
/Live painting footage of MERS doing a piece on a train. Also includes his thoughts on graffiti and the future of the freight scene.
Tupac Blvd
/Chris Rock Petitions to get a street name after Tupac Shakur
How to Get the Girl
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So You've got Your sights set on the perfect girl, huh?
She's got a perfect smile, perfect boobs, and perfect soul. She goes to the same Circle K you go to, buys the same swisher sweets you buy; she gets the same weed from the same guy you do, and has the same stds you have. But how do You go from standing in the Circle K line to watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze with her, while she finds out the secret to your ooze with a careless handjob as Vanilla Ice sings 'Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!'?
Read MoreStreet Art Throwdown!
/Kill Pretty will eagerly be awaiting this giant turn mountain, popcorn in hand. Get ready America, crying street artists are coming to your television screen!
Easy Life
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I wish they had crash courses and classes for losers. Even if it’s not real, at least you can lie to yourself and say that you achieved something. Why does everything have to be real and professional? It makes no sense. There’s a whole mass of people that are stupid or not physically able to do anything, but they still have dreams.
Say you want to be the shit at karate. Drop some cash, throw some punches, kick some kicks, and BAM! After two or something classes some Asian guy gives you a first place trophy and a black belt. So what if other people don’t think it counts. When it comes down to it, do you care more about your opinion or there’s? Hmmm? After that you can walk about with your head held high knowing you can beat up the next retard you see.
Read MoreChris Fight
/Chris Fitzpatrick (Kyle Mooney) challenges Andy Rydell (Beck Bennett) to a fight. It doesn't go well.
Hefty
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Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie Of The Week: SAVAGE (1996)
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Announcing Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie of the Week: SAVAGE!
Every week we will be uploading a new, weird, underrated movie for you to stream for one week!
SAVAGE is a weirdo, lost, cult action, sci-fi face melter of the highest proportions!
After his family is murdered, and he's left for dead, a farmer awakens in the desert and finds himself transformed into a savage warrior, with all the powers and skills of the ancient gods. Guided by his "spirit masters" he's given a mission; destroy Tital Corporation, the world's most powerful high-tech computer company and its ambitious leader, Michael Burroughs.
CLICK HERE TO STREAM SAVAGE FOR FREE!
CHECK OUT THE TRAILER!
