Wage Slavez by John Bailey
/We are introducing a new crazy motherfucker (aka a contributor) John Bailey who will be posting a new Wage Slavez comic every Wednesday. Check out his website for more awesomeness http://radtodeath.com/
6 Ways to Gently Tell Your Parents You’ve Enrolled at the University of Phoenix
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1. Offer them a marga-Rohypnol-rita first, then bring it up. It’s best to break news like
this when your parents are relaxed/unconscious.
Read MoreIs Your Cat an Asshole? By Tyler Nacho
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All animals are not created equal, but we want to pretend they are. I know I did. I loved my pets growing up. Even walking through the streets today It’s pretty hard for me not to stop to pet a puppy or obsess over some insanely cute dog. Funny cat videos, although cliche as hell, never really seem to get old. Animals are adorable wonderful fucking things and we all love them. Unfortunately they are not all nice. Some pets piss on your clothes, take dumps on your bed and vomit on your tupperware. All while looking you in the eyes, challenging you. Some pets are assholes.
Read MoreVictor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)
/There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.
For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/
Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:
Drunken Art Reviews by Mr. Rich
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When we're bored we'll throw Mr. Rich a bunch of paintings and stuff from the Juxtapoz website and see what he thinks. He gets no information on the artist or any context, just images. Here's our staff drunk talking contemporary art.
Read MoreVictor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)
/There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.
For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/
Here's a little something he cooked up for Valentines Day:
Fashcism! - Saddam Hussein By Eric Gruber
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Welcome back to Fashcism - a safe place for you to fawn over wardrobe choices made by the world’s most notorious monsters (you meaning me, of course)
You’ve heard of the fashion police, this is the fashion gestapo. The Nile and the Mississippi to Joan’s Rivers.
Today we bring you, from somewhere between Tikrit and a bottomless pit of wretched smells, piercing screams, fire and brimstone - the one, the only, Mr. Spider Hole himself, former president of Iraq, Dancing with the Stars season 3 finalist, Doctor, Lawyer, 5-star generalissimo, President Barack Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti (Editor’s note: Not a doctor).
Read MoreFreemason Secrets Revealed By Jon Benito
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Have you ever heard of the Freemasons? You know… those assholes that supposedly run everything. They're supposed to be the founding fathers of this country, and even possibly the descendants of the Knights Templar, and many other descendants and spawns of other secret societies. Some even think that the Freemasons were also the Illuminati, or that the Illuminati were started by the Freemasons, or that the Illuminati and the Freemasons work together to control the world. And from what I hear on the street, the Freemasons and the Illuminati have had a subsection of their own break off to battle it out on the street over who’s boss. There are all sorts of different stories about these two groups. Are they aliens, the lizard people and the greys battling it out on earth, or are they just men with dark occult power who have sold their soul to the devil? There’s all sorts of stories about these “people” rolling around the internet inspiring artists, occultists, Christians, the religious right, neo-Nazis, anarchists, and other curious individuals.
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