An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With INDECLINE From Issue 3
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An Excerpt From Kill Pretty's Interview With INDECLINE From Issue 3

While you’re safe in your bed, sound asleep, in the single digit hours before sunrise, an anonymous group of vandals and videographers roam the city streets and capture some of the rawest, most disgusting footage of life on Earth. Bums, whores, crackheads, and graffiti writers galore. They put their lives on the line for your amusement and disdain. INDECLINE is here to show you what you don’t want to see. Or do you, you sick fuck?

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5 Life Hacks for Dealing with Tricky Genies

We all dream of the day we find that golden lamp buried in the desert, but how many of us know what to do when we’re staring down the face of a genie? Like my stepdad, genies are notorious tricksters, and aren’t always looking out for your best interests. Check out these five life hacks for dealing with your next genie so you get the wish you want not the wish you deserve!

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Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
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Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James

Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.

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SUPERCHIEF X KILL PRETTY BENEFIT SHOW!
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SUPERCHIEF X KILL PRETTY BENEFIT SHOW!

TONIGHT we are having a closing party for the exhibition at SUPER CHIEF and throwing a benefit to be able to publish our next issue. Come out to see the show if you haven't yet, drink some beer from PBR and pick up some magazines.

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Five Amenities That Ja Rule’s Bringing To Fyre Fest 2.0
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Five Amenities That Ja Rule’s Bringing To Fyre Fest 2.0

We’ll never know if Fyre Festival was a scheme to trap gullible social media influencers on an island and slowly deprive them of supplies until they broke into separate factions and ate each other or if it was a regular scam that didn’t have anything to do with cannibalism. Whatever the case Ja Rule, one of the creators of Fyre Festival, doesn’t think the initial get together went as planned so he’s putting together a new version of the fest and we’ve got an inside look on what’s waiting for you if purchase $5,000 VIP ticket.

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5 Details In The Ted Bundy Tapes That No One Is Talking About
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5 Details In The Ted Bundy Tapes That No One Is Talking About

If you love murder or handsome murderers or guys who speak into tape recorders then The Ted Bundy Tapes has something for you. The four part Netflix series features interviews and archival footage of serial killer and amateur lawyer Ted Bundy, and while some viewers are focusing on how the series presents him as a handsome murder boy rather than as a stone cold killer, they’re ignoring some of the most horrifying moments.

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