Dating Advice For Creeps
Man, woman, gender non-conforming – no matter how you identify, if you’re a creep then you know how hard it is to find someone who really likes you for you. How long should you wait after meeting someone to let them know you’re a creep? Do you ease them into your inherent creepiness or do you toss them in the deep end right away? Everyone is different, and there’s no perfect way to enhance your love life if you’re a dyed in the wool weirdo, but I’ve put together some dating tips for all you creeps out there, and I think they might help you find the person you’re looking for.
Ruby - New comic strip by Matt Delight!
This is the first of an on going comic strip by Matt Delight! Follow him on instagram at @Mattdelight
An Excerpt From Our Interview With Everett Peck From Issue 3
In 1994 the USA network greenlit a little cartoon called Duckman. They had no idea at the time that they’d just given birth to the funniest, raunchiest and most heartwarming cartoon we’d ever see on TV. Creative genius, Everett Peck, was the man behind the duck. We interviewed him to hear the story of Duckman and attempted to get an up close and personal glimpse into his sticky, squishy duck brain.
Call Satan Live Ep. 3 - Midget Threesome
Finally the dark lord himself gets to give a little relationship advice! How to properly handle a midget threesome, make your dad an extra special egg salad and one free mansion in CHINO HILLS! All this and much more! Come listen to Satan himself wheelin’ and dealin’!
CEOs Beware, Millennials Are Using These Excuses To Get Out Of Work
CEOs, while you’re bouncing out of your e-beds at 4am to check stock prices, meet with your robo-trainer, and place phone calls to China, there’s another group of people who tucked away comfortably in their bunk beds dreaming of ways to screw you over – millennials. All these 22 to 37 year olds want to do is hang out with their five roommates and talk about which 90s cartoon best describes their love language, a fine pursuit for a Saturday afternoon, but these oversized children want to get into it on a Tuesday afternoon. That’s when you’re working the hardest.
Call Satan Live PODCAST Episode 1 Available NOW!
CALL SATAN LIVE The Podcast is finally here! Episode 1 just went up! Listen to the dark lord himself dish out advice, gossip and black magick!
Tiggle Winks - New Cartoon Pilot for Cartoon Network
Our friend Myke Chilian (Designer of Rick and Morty) Just put out a new pilot for a cartoon show Tiggle Winks! Watch it!
Never Again - An Edible Marijuana Horror Story
“Never again” is a phrase that you should utter with decreasing frequency as you mature: You should learn from your mistakes. When you’re a kid, the world is full of sparkly phenomena, and you have not yet accrued enough disappointments to employ skepticism in investigating the seemingly endless sources of sparkle. When you’re nine-years-old, for instance, you may not have yet learned that candied apples are detestable pieces of shit.