Roller Coaster Is Life, An Excerpt From Issue Six
Issue Six of Kill Pretty features an article on life, skateboarding, and rollercoasters by Abe Dubin, the one and only Orange Man. The entire article is amazing, but you’ve got to buy the magazine to read it all.
What Is This Rooster So Mad About?
Okay everyone relax. Seriously. Just be cool. You have to be chill because the rooster is here and he's super pissed!
FUCK! This was always going to happen but why is it happening today? Ugh. Why is the rooster so mad? Did you do something to the rooster? You did, didn't you?
A Day In The Life Of The Baerettes
Mini and Maxxi, aka the Baerettes, aren't just dating Graffiti King Baer, they also have rich interior lives. The girls were kind enough to let us into their lives in issue six of Kill Pretty.
Fear And Loathing With Guy Fieri
In issue six of Kill Pretty, staff writer Jacob Shelton takes a death drive into the heart of madness with the spiky haired madman, chef Guy Fieri. Check out the following excerpts from our profile on the Diners, Drive-In, and Dives host below and read the full thing in issue six.
I Need To Make My Life More Interesting
This morning I woke up with the strangest feeling – I don’t want to do anything. Oh sure I’ll make coffee and put on a robe so I don’t flash the neighbors peeking through my curtains, but when it comes to doing any actual work it’s just not happening. Case in point: In the middle of the last sentence I stopped to watch an episode of Survivor before staring out the window for 20 to 30 minutes.
Are You A Salami Mommy Or A Beef Chief?
In this world there are only two types of people: Salami Mommies and Beef Chiefs. Your race, gender, and sexuality have nothing to do with one’s inner mommy or chief, you simply know one way or the other. However, we can be wrong from time to time and that’s why you’ve got to think about this for yourselves, email us your answer and wait until we let you know whether you’re right or wrong. So what is it, are you a Salami Mommy or a Beef Chief?
A Preview Of Our Interview With Blake Anderson From Issue 6
As if issue Six of Kill Pretty wasn’t already stuffed with enough cool shit, we’ve got an interview with Blake Anderson from Workaholics hidden somewhere inside. Here’s a taste of what he has to say about hollow moon theory, but if you want to know all the weird shit he’s been up to you’ve got to buy the magazine.
We Talked To Corporate And They're Really Pissed About The Thing You Did In The Supply Room
Maybe you don't read the memos we send out or maybe you're just a fan of flaunting the rules, but like it or not we're under the ownership of a corporation with global reach and that extends to the supply room. You know, the supply room where you did that thing. Yeah dude, everybody knows and corporate is pissed.
The Museum of Death from Issue 6
There's a lot of weird and interesting stuff to see when you come to Los Angeles, from The Hollywood sign to that hotel downtown where that girl drowned. LA is filled with stories and landmarks, but nothing holds a candle to the Museum of Death. This unmissable spot is dedicated to the horrors of real life. From gory car crash photos and shrunken heads to Charles Manson's guitar, you'll be horrified and you'll love it. Kill Pretty interviewed the folks behind the museum for issue six, here’s a sneak peek.
Five Times I Accidentally Watched An Al-Qaeda Beheading Video Instead Of Stranger Things
Stranger Things this, Stranger Things that. With the premiere of season four of one of the buzziest nostalgia programs ever committed to digital celluloid (a hard drive with a storage space near one, maybe two terabytes) it’s time that I admit the truth. Every time I’ve tried to watch Stranger Things I’ve accidentally pulled up an Al-Qaeda training video. Am I the only one doing this?
Employee Of The Month (An Excerpt From Issue 5)
Every month Kill Pretty chooses one of our beloved workers to be Employee of the Month, isn’t that great? In issue five we gave the spotlight to Brian Thompson, which was a mistake.
Some Of My Favorite Squibs
Did you know that when someone is shot (with a gun no less) in a major motion picture that their skin isn’t actually being pierced by a bullet? And more often than not that the blood spraying, spurting, and splattering out of the actor’s internal organs is often not even real blood? I’ve known this Hollywood secret for years (I definitely did not just learn about this looking at Wikipedia on my phone instead of going to sleep), and now I’d like to share some of my favorite squib shots with you, my adoring public.