Fuck Pirates of the Caribbean

Fuck Pirates of the Caribbean

NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!

 

 

-Why are the pirates clothes cursed?

The moon reveals the cursed pirates as decayed bone people, but why do their clothes change?  From, you know, piratey, to super ripped up.  Can they not change their clothes?  Or no matter if they change their clothes, the new outfit, in turn, becomes cursed?

-Why is the ship cursed?  

The pirates are cursed because they stole gold that was cursed.  I get it.  Why is the ship cursed?  The ship didn’t steal anything.  Even when the curse is lifted, the ship stays looking like shit.  I don’t think that’s very fair to the ship.

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