Roller Coaster Is Life, An Excerpt From Issue Six
Issue Six of Kill Pretty features an article on life, skateboarding, and rollercoasters by Abe Dubin, the one and only Orange Man. The entire article is amazing, but you’ve got to buy the magazine to read it all.
25 MORE Important Things to Know By Jordan Rich
26 - Do not aspire to be a pro Frolfer.
27 - Watch "Flight of The Navigator".
28 - Toothpaste is poisonous. So stop eating it!
29 - Watch out for the crazy lady that works at the Safeway and always stares at you. We don't what she wants.
30 - If you run into Kirk Hammett and accidentally call him Mark Hamill while you're hammered at a Primus concert, he will be cool and still give you an autograph on a Tic Tac box.
31 - If you are high and in a stadium concert full of 10's of thousands of people and hear someone shouting your name, ignore it. It's all in your head.