I Need To Make My Life More Interesting
This morning I woke up with the strangest feeling – I don’t want to do anything. Oh sure I’ll make coffee and put on a robe so I don’t flash the neighbors peeking through my curtains, but when it comes to doing any actual work it’s just not happening. Case in point: In the middle of the last sentence I stopped to watch an episode of Survivor before staring out the window for 20 to 30 minutes.
Never Again - An Edible Marijuana Horror Story
“Never again” is a phrase that you should utter with decreasing frequency as you mature: You should learn from your mistakes. When you’re a kid, the world is full of sparkly phenomena, and you have not yet accrued enough disappointments to employ skepticism in investigating the seemingly endless sources of sparkle. When you’re nine-years-old, for instance, you may not have yet learned that candied apples are detestable pieces of shit.
New Drug Slang for Parents!
- 3M - Mescaline, mushrooms (psilocybin) and Molly (crystal Ecstasy)
- A-bomb or atom bomb - Marijuana mixed withheroin
- Amp joint - Marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic
- B-40 - Cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in malt liquor
- Back to back - Abuse of heroin followed by crack cocaine or vice versa
- Banana split - Combination of the synthetic 2C-B with other illegal drugs, especially LSD
- Banano - Marijuana or tobacco cigarettes doctored with cocaine
- Bars - Heroin mixed with alprazolam/Xanax
- Basuco - Incompletely refined cocaine paste sprinkled on a marijuana cigarette
- Bazooka - Combination of crack cocaine or unrefined cocaine and marijuana
- Beam me up, scottie - Cocaine combined with PCP
- Bipping - Snorting heroin and cocaine, either simultaneously or close together
- Black Russian - Hashish and opium
- Buda - High-grade marijuana with crack cocaine added
Nancy Grace VS 2 Chainz
It shouldn't surprise anyone that Nancy Grace is a vocal opponent of the legalization of marijuana, placing her at odds with pretty much every rapper. Last night she held an unexpected debate with 2 Chainz, someone who would never be on my short list to go on television and debate anything. I wouldn't even expect him to debate the merits of owning more than one chain.