The Munchkin Mafia
The Munchkin Mafia came in again today. The last time they came in the leader asked me if I glued my vagina shut. This was an honest question. He explained to me that women’s vaginas were supposed to be open. He wanted to know what kind of strange parlor trick this was?! I tried to explain to him through clenched teeth that vaginas were like belly buttons ... innies & outties.
Love In An Instant
“I think she’s sexy,” says the nutball. I do an invisible eye roll. I say what I’ve been waiting to say. There’s only one reason I’ve been sitting at his table.
“I’m going to take a shot. Starla said I could.”
He ONLY brings the stripper juice for Starla. Aka Fireball. He doesn’t like to share.