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10 Sexy Things to Reveal About Yourself on a First Date
article, funny Jacob Shelton 6/14/17 article, funny Jacob Shelton 6/14/17

10 Sexy Things to Reveal About Yourself on a First Date

  1. Your ability to guess a girls weight within 10 pounds.

  2. You’ve been wearing the same 5 pairs of boxers since junior high and none of them have holes.

  3. The cleanliness of your kitchen sink.

  4. The amount of Supernatural episodes you’ve watched.

  5. Your love of playful but tasteful taxidermy.

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