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February 25, 2015

6 Ways to Gently Tell Your Parents You’ve Enrolled at the University of Phoenix

February 25, 2015/ Greg Mania
6 Ways to Gently Tell Your Parents You’ve Enrolled at the University of Phoenix

1. Offer them a marga-Rohypnol-rita first, then bring it up. It’s best to break news like 

this when your parents are relaxed/unconscious. 

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Kill Pretty Magazine: The underground authority on street art, bold graphic design, and subculture. We expose the overlooked and underrated with brain-bending art, anarchist musings, and raw interviews. No status-quo, just a collectible zine for the vandals, visionaries, and trendsetters.

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Heartburn Forever - A video essay based on an article from issue 3 of Kill Pretty. Steve Torres is one of our favorite writers on Kill Pretty. In this short he discusses his love affair with fast food. 
Swipe right for the second half of the video.
Heartburn Forever - A video essay based on an article from issue 3 of Kill Pretty. Steve Torres is one of our favorite writers on Kill Pretty. In this short he discusses his love affair with fast food. Swipe right for the second half of the video. Shot by Nick Webber @nicholas_weber #HEARTBURN #VIDEOESSAY #INNOUT #BURGERKING #MCDONALDS #WENDYS #CARLSJR #STEVE
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