Reader Submitted Chase Story = Covered in Shit
so last night I’m painting this freight right..
I am almost done, just working on my forcefield when all of a sudden cops come rushing towards the train from both sides..
so i take off running into this park thats right next to the tracks..
and there are fucking cops driving around in the park shining their lights everywhere..
so here I am hopping from bush to bush.. trying to get away, when I realize one of the bushes I am hiding in has big pile of human shit that I am lying on…
shit sucked..
but to make it just a little bit better..
Underrated: Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972)
Women In Prison films are the thing of the past here in America. We haven’t seen one in years. For most film enthusiasts WIP means Campy. And for good reason. Most WIP movies are campy! From Chained Heat to Bad Girls Dormitory, we love the films but they are pretty damn cheesy. The genre has become so predictable there are even parody films. This is what feels so great about watching Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion. Here we have an outstanding Women In Prison film. One filled with action, story, and best of all: quality acting. FP701 may be the best Women In Prison films ever made and this is where it all started.
Surviving Your Minimum Wage Shit Job
Because of the ever-rising price of whores and pot, since the age of 18 I’ve been forced into the working world. Because I have no idea what a “cover letter” is and have no fucking clue how to “prepare for an interview,” I’ve been forced from one minimum wage job to the next, barely escaping slitting my wrists from boredom. As Wayne Campbell once said, “I have a large collection of name tags and hair nets.”