I’m Making My Own Vaccine (sponsored by Taco Bell)
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I’m Making My Own Vaccine (sponsored by Taco Bell)

One year into the pandemic and it’s finally happening, I’m getting a vaccine. More to the point, I’m making my own vaccine with the help of the fine folks at Taco Bell. After months of back and forth with Yum Brands (of which Taco Bell is a subsidiary) I can finally announce that my personal vaccine will be available in three variations. But Jacob, you’re not a scientist. I know, that’s why my vaccine is going to be better than those available on the market at the moment. Dare I say that it’s going to rock? I do dare.

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Kill Pretty Reviews: Being Tied To The Wheel
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Kill Pretty Reviews: Being Tied To The Wheel

Being tied to the wheel is not for everyone. It’s certainly not for me, but I don’t want to write a review of something and just give it a one out of ten because it was a harrowing experience. I can see how some people would really enjoy being strapped to the wheel and spun around like some kind of rudimentary Wheel of Fortune board game piece.

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Drug Slang for the Week of June 11 - 17
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Drug Slang for the Week of June 11 - 17

Each week, Rocko D. writes into Kill Pretty to let the audience know about the newest slang for buying, taking, and dealing drugs. While we at Kill Pretty don’t condone Rocko D.’s lifestyle, we do appreciate the space he fills on our site, and his desire to keep you - our customers - safe.

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New Drug Slang for Parents!
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New Drug Slang for Parents!

  • 3M - Mescaline, mushrooms (psilocybin) and Molly (crystal Ecstasy)
  • A-bomb or atom bomb - Marijuana mixed withheroin
  • Amp joint - Marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic
  • B-40 - Cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in malt liquor
  • Back to back - Abuse of heroin followed by crack cocaine or vice versa
  • Banana split - Combination of the synthetic 2C-B with other illegal drugs, especially LSD
  • Banano - Marijuana or tobacco cigarettes doctored with cocaine
  • Bars - Heroin mixed with alprazolam/Xanax
  • Basuco - Incompletely refined cocaine paste sprinkled on a marijuana cigarette
  • Bazooka - Combination of crack cocaine or unrefined cocaine and marijuana
  • Beam me up, scottie - Cocaine combined with PCP
  • Bipping - Snorting heroin and cocaine, either simultaneously or close together
  • Black Russian - Hashish and opium
  • Buda - High-grade marijuana with crack cocaine added
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Shawn Thornton: An Artist With Pineal Cancer
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Shawn Thornton: An Artist With Pineal Cancer

During his time at art school, Shawn Thornton unknowingly developed cancer of the pineal gland. Curiously, as his condition progressed his art transformed into ever more complex and finely polished scenes that many find reminiscent to DMT experiences, often alluding to the mythology, symbolism, or biology surrounding the pineal gland. Here we take a quick look at his fascinating story and art.

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