Back to the Future Predicted 911!
/BACK TO THE FUTURE 9-11 prediction !!! [Illuminati Conspiracy] This video is a work of synchromysticism. To connect with members and learn more about this growing field of study, you can visit www.syncbookpress.com. The community is a thinktank of random individuals exploring and entertaining all the mysteries of the abyss.
Losing Millions on the Homie Vending Machine Empire
/We traveled to New York City's forgotten borough, Staten Island, to find out how Sugarman created a small vending empire-and how he subsequently lost it-one quarter at a time. In 1996 Bradley Ellison, a.k.a. Sugarman, started Sugar Daddies vending company in Staten Island.
What Your iPhone Alarm Clock Ringtone Says About You by Greg Mania
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Opening: This is the default iPhone ringtone, quiet and subtle: like you! You enjoy
fostering a sense of community and love shoving your flagrant display of civic virtue in
everyone’s face!
Apex: You’re very career-oriented and liquidate assets before lunch.
Chimes: You can ONLY achieve an orgasm if the song you’re having sex to is
comprised of at least 80% woodwind instruments.
Read MoreHow to Binge Watch Like A Pro by Jacob Shelton
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ast week I was alerted to the fact that popular 90s television program, Friends, is on Netflix in it’s entirety. Until recently, I’d never seen an episode of Friends all the way through, or if I had, I was unaware. But now thanks to my roommate, Olaf, I’ve decided to watch Friends from top to tip, and I won’t stop until I’m studiously versed in all things Friends.
It goes without saying, if you decide to watch an entire series of a television program, that’s a big commitment. I’m in the enviable position of being a columnist, and with that job comes quite a bit of free time. Sure, I may need to slap down 500 words about the new Filthy Grabbers album, or review a new ramen burger pop up that only makes itself available under the 405 on every second full moon, but I hardly need to get out of bed for such work. But every so often I feel a ghost tapping on my shoulder, the fear of missing out.
“What if everyone is making reference to a very popular 90s sitcom and I don’t even know?”
Read MoreVictor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)
/There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.
For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/
Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:
Hateful Reviews of Everything Around Me by Sean Conforti
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I go to coffee shops regularly to keep my loathing of humanity at a low but consistent boil.
Yuppie urban-wanna-be regions, Pasadena for example, are excellent for this. I’m in a wood-beam and exposed aluminum piping hipster dream; there is a large neon sign, MOTEL NO VACANCY flickering on the wall above me, and I think that this is what it would feel like to be me playing Charles Bukowski playing himself in a romcom about Charles Bukowski playing me. “NO” flashes fluorescent red above my head
Read MoreDoug Stanhope Gets Kill Pretty!
/We sent Doug a copy of issue two while he's in his tin cab rehab! Here he is talking about it...thanks Doug!
