Nacho 10/5/15 Nacho 10/5/15

Sluts Poem

Nacho 10/2/15 Nacho 10/2/15

Friday Night Movie: Sleepaway Camp

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho 9/28/15 Nacho 9/28/15

The Flats "Deep Seated Problems"

Better than expected!

Nacho 9/25/15 Nacho 9/25/15

Friday Night Movie: Class of 1984

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho 9/21/15 Nacho 9/21/15

This Ain't The Smurfs!

Blue skin really turns me on!

Nacho 9/18/15 Nacho 9/18/15

Friday Night Movie: Creepers

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho 9/14/15 Nacho 9/14/15

Hands on a Hard Body

I need my hands on that hard body...

Nacho 9/11/15 Nacho 9/11/15

Friday Night Movie: Blades

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho 9/7/15 Nacho 9/7/15

Clerks: The TV Show

Is this real?

Nacho 9/4/15 Nacho 9/4/15

Friday Night Movie: Julie Darling

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho 8/31/15 Nacho 8/31/15

Psychos In Love

Someone find this movie for me.

Nacho 8/28/15 Nacho 8/28/15

Friday Night Movie: Arachnophobia Comedy / Horror

Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!

Nacho

Cumshot Wound - STDalton (Official Music Video)

Our favorite punk band just dropped this sick new video. If you haven’t seen Cumshot Wound live it’s a MUST! They put on a freaky ass show! Watch the video and follow them NOW! Even Been-Jammin’ Franklin loves it!

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?