Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
The Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead Part 2: Symbology of Beavis and Butthead
The Logo - At first glance the logo is a simple effective diagram of the characters in question but to the spiritually trained eye you can see that it is the infinity sign and the yin-yang sign all in one. It represents in infinite struggle of dark and light, good and bad, beautiful and ugly. But, as is on par with the genius of Mike Judge, these are not opposite characters. They are brothers, almost TWINS. The same man twice. This shows that while it is a battle of balance and equality, both sides are the same. Our opposites are us in the mirror. We are our own worst enemy and greatest brother. In the eyes of your foe you can see your soul….
An Excerpt From Our Interview With The Manx
Kill Pretty: Can you tell me how the band began?
TOMMY: Three of us were in this weird noise, grindcore scene in LA about 10 years ago playing in different bands. My band Razzle Blaster, Mykes band CO-OP, and Adam's band Oh Canada would all play these weird kinda DIY venues in LA like McWorld and The Cocaine. That's kinda how we all came to know each other. Those bands all broke up and we said, "Shit, let's hang out and start a new band together." We wanted to do something that wasn't so high concept because our previous projects we’re kinda larger than life ideas. So we said, "Let's just do folk-punk." Folk instruments. No amps no mics. Okay cool, this is simple, this is easy, we'll just show up at a park or behind a dumpster or at house party and play. That's how The Manx started. It started off as this throwaway thing.
The Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead Part 1: A Primer
In 1992 Mike Judge released a short film called, “Frog Baseball”. This film introduced us to two of the most classic buffoons the world as ever known. While the masses saw this as an exercise into extreme stupidity, the truly gifted religious teachers saw the truth. Beavis and Butthead was a spiritual teaching. They represented two truly enlightened beings who played the roles needed to teach us the true path. The path of television, boobs and enlightenment.
Love In An Instant
“I think she’s sexy,” says the nutball. I do an invisible eye roll. I say what I’ve been waiting to say. There’s only one reason I’ve been sitting at his table.
“I’m going to take a shot. Starla said I could.”
He ONLY brings the stripper juice for Starla. Aka Fireball. He doesn’t like to share.
Funky Forest is Funking WEIRD (NSFW!!)
Ever fantasized about traveling to an alternate dimension and flipping through television, trying to decipher an alien world? Seeing the customs, the comedy and what they find sexy on planet Xenew? Well with the beauty of freaky Japanese cinema now you can!
The Dream Of The ‘90s Is Alive At The End Of The World
Wherever you look today - the news, Twitter, or even out your window - it’s clear that we’re slipping into a kind of dystopian apocalypse. But which kind? Will we be living in the gasoline starved and leather chap Burning Man but worse dystopia of the Mad Max series? Or is this going to be a Walking Dead thing where we’re all just sort of wandering around in the clothes we used to wear to work until we get really into farming and samurai swords? Hopefully none of that comes to pass. Instead of fending off zombies and militaristic hoarders with barbed wire wrapped baseball bats I suggest that we take a trip back to the early 1990s.
Kill Pretty’s Guide To Self-Quarantine
Coronavirus is spreading and we’re all being told to self-quarantine, to stay inside with our streaming services and whatever dry goods we have on hand. If you’re like the staff at Kill Pretty you don’t know how to sit still without wanting to blow your brains out so here are some suggestions to help make your self-quarantine all that much easier.
Five Scenes In Dawson’s Creek That Were Almost Ruined Because A Mummy Walked On Set And Tried To Wrap People Up In Mummy Tape
Has there ever been a television series that captured what it was like to come of age while living next to mummy infested waters the way Dawson’s Creek did? Not in my book. The Creek filmed in Wilmington, North Carolina, an area famously rotten with mummies. And while the picturesque landscapes helped cement the idea of the idyllic town of Dawson’s Creek, it was almost all for not because of those dang mummies.
The Art Of Warez Documentary
The ANSI scene is a lesser known underground world of art born out of early computers in the 90’s. BBS’s were Bulletin Board Systems where people communicated and traded illegal cracks of video games and software at the very beginning of the internet. These bulletin boards were private and had to be accessed through passwords creating underground communities. Hundreds of thousands of original pieces of art were made for these BBS’s, most of which are now gone.
Grown Ups 3 Is The Adam Sandler Slasher You've Always Wanted
Complacency is a killer in Grown Ups 3, the spec script lovingly written by Best Show host and What We Do In The Shadows producer Tom Scharpling. Released on Monday, January 6 without any more fanfare than Scharpling stating that it’s “the best thing I’ll ever do in my life,” the script has galvanized disparate sections of the internet – specifically comedy and film twitter. However there’s no discussion about the film in horror circles, either because the slasher aspect of the script is one of the many twists that are baked into the story, or maybe people just don’t think spine chilling horror when they hear the words Grown Ups.