Ruby - #15
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Another delightful Ruby comic strip by @MattDelight. This one has a knife in it so prepare yourself.
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Kill Pretty Reviews: The Guy Who Keeps Setting Off Fireworks In My Neighborhood
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I know you’re reading this. Maybe you just woke up in mid-afternoon following a night of running through my neighborhood and setting off what can only be described as mild concussion bombs, or maybe you never sleep. Do the explosions ring through your ears and echo off the inside of your skull? Do you want us all to feel trapped inside the cacophony like you do? Well great news, it’s working.
Read MoreRuby - #14
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Ruby comic strip by @MattDelight
To start at the beginning and read all the Ruby Comics click HERE
Kill Pretty Reviews: THE COPS
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To put it mildly, the cops are the worst. My acquaintances who skateboard and/or professionally bang their heads into concrete would say that cops “suck.” As rudimentary as that sentiment is I have to agree. Unlike some of my future topics (Bigfoot, drowning, hypnosis), there’s a hill of data, a mountain really, to back up the fact that the police are no good. You can’t see the data that I’m working with here but I beg you to believe me when I say that there are some big numbers backing me up.
Read MoreRuby - #13
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Ruby comic strip by @MattDelight
To start at the beginning and read all the Ruby Comics click HERE
The Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead Part 5: Final Thoughts
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This marks the end of our journey through the fable of Beavis and Butthead but fear not! This is only the beginning of your inner journey to understanding. Reading these lessons is only step one. Integrating these lessons into your life and even more importantly: watching the show, THIS is where your real journey begins. Oh, how jealous I am that I can not take your place in the start of your cosmic voyage!
The Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead Part 4: Worshiping the Female
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As we’ve seen in chapter two, many different symbols and concepts litter Beavis and Buttheads world. From the food they eat to the people they meet, each has its own significance. But one thing sits highest, above all else, in Beavis and Buttheads minds. That, of course, is the female.
Read MoreFive Skills To Learn While Practicing Social Distancing
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You’ve got to stay busy during quarantine or you’ll go crazy. You’ll find yourself clawing at the walls and flopping around the floor with phone in hand as you refresh twitter for more mind numbing coronavirus content. If you don’t want to make a sourdough starter and if whipped coffee doesn’t sound time consuming enough the following skills will help you pass the time and help you become a better person.
Read MoreThe Spiritual Teachings of Beavis and Butthead Part 3: The Great Cornholio
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“I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole.”
Truer words have never been spoken on this beautiful green ball of life. This chapter is going to focus in on the symbolism and teachings of the Great Cornholio. While I’m sure, at first glance, you can see Cornholio as the ultimate symbol of the fool, Cornholio has many secrets and many truths. Even I passed him off as a comedic element for years before finally picking up on the subtle teachings of this reincarnated buddha figure.
Read MoreMindFuck Is Available Now
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What’s the craziest thing that you believe? Do you watch the sky for chemtrails? Do you believe in UFO’s? What about interdimensional conspiracies that effect you on a cellular level? MindFuck is your destination for the most disturbing conspiracy theories that may not be theories at all. Put on your tinfoil hat, prepare to be changed.
Read MoreTerrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
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Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
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