Hateful Reviews of Everything Around Me by Sean Conforti
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I go to coffee shops regularly to keep my loathing of humanity at a low but consistent boil.
Yuppie urban-wanna-be regions, Pasadena for example, are excellent for this. I’m in a wood-beam and exposed aluminum piping hipster dream; there is a large neon sign, MOTEL NO VACANCY flickering on the wall above me, and I think that this is what it would feel like to be me playing Charles Bukowski playing himself in a romcom about Charles Bukowski playing me. “NO” flashes fluorescent red above my head
Read MoreDoug Stanhope Gets Kill Pretty!
/We sent Doug a copy of issue two while he's in his tin cab rehab! Here he is talking about it...thanks Doug!
Wage Slavez by John Bailey
/We are introducing a new crazy motherfucker (aka a contributor) John Bailey who will be posting a new Wage Slavez comic every Wednesday. Check out his website for more awesomeness http://radtodeath.com/
6 Ways to Gently Tell Your Parents You’ve Enrolled at the University of Phoenix
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1. Offer them a marga-Rohypnol-rita first, then bring it up. It’s best to break news like
this when your parents are relaxed/unconscious.
Read MoreIs Your Cat an Asshole? By Tyler Nacho
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All animals are not created equal, but we want to pretend they are. I know I did. I loved my pets growing up. Even walking through the streets today It’s pretty hard for me not to stop to pet a puppy or obsess over some insanely cute dog. Funny cat videos, although cliche as hell, never really seem to get old. Animals are adorable wonderful fucking things and we all love them. Unfortunately they are not all nice. Some pets piss on your clothes, take dumps on your bed and vomit on your tupperware. All while looking you in the eyes, challenging you. Some pets are assholes.
Read MoreVictor Cayro's Magic Pen(is)
/There's talent and then there's psychotically crafted gifts from heaven. Well god must have been smoking something major when he shitted out Victor Cayro. Cayro or "The Bald Eagle" as his friends back at base like to call him, is the most unique and talented artist you can find today. He's decided to bless us with some scrapings here and there as long as we keep sending him vhs dubs of new movies and beer money.
For more of his art check out http://bald-eagles.tumblr.com/
Here's a little something he cooked up for this week:
Drunken Art Reviews by Mr. Rich
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When we're bored we'll throw Mr. Rich a bunch of paintings and stuff from the Juxtapoz website and see what he thinks. He gets no information on the artist or any context, just images. Here's our staff drunk talking contemporary art.
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