Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James: It's March!
/Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a personalized Post-It with ten must-read sex tips. Let’s get to it.
Want to get ripped? Eat your own cum, it’s keto friendly!
Experimentation is necessary in the bedroom which is exactly why you should stock up on test tubes, bunsen burners, and a couple of those long science jackets. Also goggles.
There is no GOAT in the bedroom unless you’ve actually brought a goat into the bedroom. If that's the case, email me because I have questions.
Everyone can squirt if you bring a couple of those big honking Super Soakers into the boudoir
Eating pussy in the morning is technically breakfast in bed
Someone has to put together a spreadsheet for your polycule. If you’re reading this that means that someone is you
Ladies, want to drive him wild? Cancel all of his credit cards and falsify claims of his untimely death.
Frolfing is NOT the same as frotting, don’t make the same mistakes I’ve made
Remember, masturbate three times a day to keep the pipes clean
Want to spice things up in the bedroom but don’t want to get too weird? Put an eye patch on your dick!
