The Saucer by Steve Torres

Maybe you come to Kill Pretty for the graffiti. Maybe you crack the spine for the skateboarding and celebrity interviews, but along the way you’re going to read something by one of our writers about being abducted by the Teletubbies and having sex with all of them. That’s just the way it goes. If you’re looking for the rest of this tawdry adventure through time and space (and my butt) then you’ve got to pick up the magazine. I don’t make the rules.