I wish they had crash courses and classes for losers.  Even if it’s not real, at least you can lie to yourself and say that you achieved something.  Why does everything have to be real and professional?  It makes no sense.  There’s a whole mass of people that are stupid or not physically able to do anything, but they still have dreams.

Say you want to be the shit at karate. Drop some cash, throw some punches, kick some kicks, and BAM! After two or something classes some Asian guy gives you a first place trophy and a black belt. So what if other people don’t think it counts. When it comes down to it, do you care more about your opinion or there’s? Hmmm? After that you can walk about with your head held high knowing you can beat up the next retard you see.