MERS - KILL PRETTY GRAFFITI SPOTLIGHT
/Live painting footage of MERS doing a piece on a train. Also includes his thoughts on graffiti and the future of the freight scene.
Tupac Blvd
/Chris Rock Petitions to get a street name after Tupac Shakur
How to Get the Girl
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So You've got Your sights set on the perfect girl, huh?
She's got a perfect smile, perfect boobs, and perfect soul. She goes to the same Circle K you go to, buys the same swisher sweets you buy; she gets the same weed from the same guy you do, and has the same stds you have. But how do You go from standing in the Circle K line to watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze with her, while she finds out the secret to your ooze with a careless handjob as Vanilla Ice sings 'Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!'?
Read MoreStreet Art Throwdown!
/Kill Pretty will eagerly be awaiting this giant turn mountain, popcorn in hand. Get ready America, crying street artists are coming to your television screen!
Easy Life
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I wish they had crash courses and classes for losers. Even if it’s not real, at least you can lie to yourself and say that you achieved something. Why does everything have to be real and professional? It makes no sense. There’s a whole mass of people that are stupid or not physically able to do anything, but they still have dreams.
Say you want to be the shit at karate. Drop some cash, throw some punches, kick some kicks, and BAM! After two or something classes some Asian guy gives you a first place trophy and a black belt. So what if other people don’t think it counts. When it comes down to it, do you care more about your opinion or there’s? Hmmm? After that you can walk about with your head held high knowing you can beat up the next retard you see.
Read MoreChris Fight
/Chris Fitzpatrick (Kyle Mooney) challenges Andy Rydell (Beck Bennett) to a fight. It doesn't go well.
Hefty
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Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie Of The Week: SAVAGE (1996)
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Announcing Kill Pretty's Streaming Movie of the Week: SAVAGE!
Every week we will be uploading a new, weird, underrated movie for you to stream for one week!
SAVAGE is a weirdo, lost, cult action, sci-fi face melter of the highest proportions!
After his family is murdered, and he's left for dead, a farmer awakens in the desert and finds himself transformed into a savage warrior, with all the powers and skills of the ancient gods. Guided by his "spirit masters" he's given a mission; destroy Tital Corporation, the world's most powerful high-tech computer company and its ambitious leader, Michael Burroughs.
CLICK HERE TO STREAM SAVAGE FOR FREE!
CHECK OUT THE TRAILER!
Survival
/Music video by Mobb Deep performing Survival Of The Fittest. (C) 1995 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
Never Shit For Free
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Working a minimum wage job is a constant struggle; how little can you do and not get fired? Finding that balance takes experience and street smarts. Learning the jungle law of corporate america can help you h@k DA $y$tEM.
Read MoreI Went Out on Wednesday Evening and a Gloom Cascaded Los Angeles
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Gretchen and I were celebrating. Nothing particularly special, only the feeling of being alive and old enough to stay up past ten on a weeknight even though we both had places to be quite early in the morning. Gretch had gotten her hot little hands on a pair of tickets to see a hot French band in a miniscule secret venue; this was a one off show so these tickets were like rhino horn.
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