Tales From The Tinder
Welcome kiddies! Tonight’s story is about a simple boy, looking for some tail, and a girl who had a drink and went off the rail! Now that’s what I call, getting your fill! (*CACKLES*)
Enlightenment Inc. By Sean Conforti
When I was in university I cleaned a yoga studio in exchange for one free class per week- because enlightenment/liberation/metaphysical masturbation tend to be prohibitively expensive. I did a teacher training program a few years ago, and this is the healthy perspective from which I view the larger community of yoga people
The Third Issue Has Arrived!
The first shipment of issue 3 is here and it's BEAUTIFUL! We still can't figure out how to open these tricky Chinese boxes but as soon as we do orders will be out! In the mean time check out the PREVIEW section for some glimpses at what's in store!
One Sentence Album Reviews By Jacob Shelton
Justin Bieber - Purpose - Def Jam
This album is the equivalent of a 22 year old smoking cloves in the parking lot of a community college.
Friday Night Movie: Spawn Animated
Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
Friday Night Movie: Split Second
Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
Drunken Art Reviews
When we're bored we'll throw Mr. Rich a bunch of paintings and stuff from the Juxtapoz website and see what he thinks. He gets no information on the artist or any context, just images. Here's our staff drunk talking contemporary art.
Friday Night Movie: Summer Camp Nightmare
Every Friday we are bringing you a new, psychotic movie to watch. Hopefully something you've never seen that will scar you for life!
