Nacho 4/19/16 Nacho 4/19/16

Humpback

Hey do you like whales? Yeah? Well would you like to come hump back at my place?

Nacho 4/18/16 Nacho 4/18/16

NEW YORK CRIMES - ISSUE 1

Kill Pretty went to New York for 20 days in 2016 and took over 1000 photos of graffiti. This is our non-bias report on the scene in Brooklyn and Manhattan. Somewhere around 400-500 photos included. 40 pages, all black and white. ALL GRAFFITI NO BULLSHIT.

Nacho 3/24/16 Nacho 3/24/16

A Day In the Life of Script

While Script ponders his life while sipping on a bud light we see him wander around the west coast leaving tags,throw ups , and pieces.

Mr. Rich 3/21/16 Mr. Rich 3/21/16

CRABMAN

My name is Michael Yather. Yesterday was just like any other day. I went to work at Scrappy Dog, I came home, I made dinner, I stuck my head in the microwave, and I went to bed. But when I woke up the next day and looked in the mirror it wasn’t me. I had changed.

Greg Mania 3/18/16 Greg Mania 3/18/16

Tips for Getting Your Cute Olive Garden Server to Go Out with You by Greg Mania

- Keep saying your salad needs more tossing and continue winking at him until your eyes

bleed.

Nacho 3/17/16 Nacho 3/17/16

Spongeknob Squarenuts

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

Mr. Rich 3/16/16 Mr. Rich 3/16/16

Nongshim’s Bowl Noodle Soup-Lobster Edition

Nacho 3/15/16 Nacho 3/15/16

Big Dog 92

Can we still play halo together?

Nacho 3/14/16 Nacho 3/14/16

CELEBRITY CGI SCANDAL EXCLUSIVE!

As we all are becoming aware, technology can be used for good and evil. From Darpa to hoverboards, our evolving future always seems to surprise us. Less and less can we tell the truth from the lies, the real from the fake. Kill Pretty has stumbled upon a scandal so big it’s going to rock the sleaze journals of TMZ and Entertainment Tonight. As always we are on the cutting edge of news and today we are about to blow your mind.

Nacho 3/12/16 Nacho 3/12/16

Cheap Joke

damn cheap joke

Nacho 3/11/16 Nacho 3/11/16

Riley Reid is a Rapper Now

Really Riley? Are porn stars allowed to say the N-word now?

Nacho 3/10/16 Nacho 3/10/16

Another Bad Creation

Little kids killin it harder than most rappers today

Nacho

Cumshot Wound - STDalton (Official Music Video)

Our favorite punk band just dropped this sick new video. If you haven’t seen Cumshot Wound live it’s a MUST! They put on a freaky ass show! Watch the video and follow them NOW! Even Been-Jammin’ Franklin loves it!

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?