- Keep saying your salad needs more tossing and continue winking at him until your eyes
- On the way to the bathroom casually walk up behind him and mention you're reading
two books at once in a sultry whisper in his ear.
- Repeatedly ask, "How thick is your Alfredo sauce?" while increasing volume until he
throws up – a classic memory to bring up two years from now when you two will
OBVIOUSLY be happily dating!
- Lick all the salad tongs in the restaurant fucking clean.
- Burst out into Shakespearean dialogue every time he walks by.
- Make a flagrant display of how many breadsticks you can fit into your mouth.
- Just, like, put some fucking used car parts on the table, I.D.K. the servers in
Pennsylvania Olive Gardens get so fucking turned on when you do this.
- When he comes back to ask how your food came out, abruptly stand up and flip the
table over and be like, “NOT AS GOOD AS YOU WOULD BE IN A TUB OF SOUP.”
- Embrace your fun and flirty side! Tell he has GORGEOUS teeth, then punch him in the
mouth, collect the teeth you knocked out and run out the door.
- Play hard to get! Go eat at The Old Spaghetti Factory.