Jacob Shelton 8/21/17 Jacob Shelton 8/21/17

One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton

Lorde – Melodrama

I heard that Lorde made a record executive eat a live rat before she would sign her contract. Cool.

Jacob Shelton 2/12/16 Jacob Shelton 2/12/16

Does anybody know what the fuck Rihanna is talking about?

Jacob Shelton 12/22/15 Jacob Shelton 12/22/15

Tamaryn - Cranekiss - Kemado Records/Mexican Summer

At least we finally know what that Demi Lovato shoe gaze album would sound like.

Jacob Shelton 12/15/15 Jacob Shelton 12/15/15

Alessia Cara - Know-It-All - Def Jam Recordings

The perfect soundtrack to committing suicide in a Target bathroom.

Jacob Shelton 11/23/15 Jacob Shelton 11/23/15

One Sentence Album Reviews By Jacob Shelton

Justin Bieber - Purpose - Def Jam

This album is the equivalent of a 22 year old smoking cloves in the parking lot of a community college.