Rihanna - Anti - Roc Nation
Does anybody know what the fuck Rihanna is talking about?
Bloc Party - Hymns - BMG Rights Management
You know that feeling when your coolest friend cuts their hair and gets a boring job, magnify it by a million and you have Bloc Party's new record.
Milk Teeth - Vile Child - Hopeless Records
These guys probably have really sweet girlfriends.
Sia - This Is Acting - Monkey Puzzle Records
This is what the CEO of every Fortune 500 company thinks teenagers listen to.
Anderson Paak - Malibu - Yep Roc
Your mom's going to love this record.
Dickpunks - 29, - TNC Company
What a waste of a great band name like Dickpunks.
St. Lucia - Matter - Columbia
Don't let St. Lucia fool you kids, we're all going to die.
Charlie Puth - Nine Track Mind - Warner
This album is whiter than one hundred first dances at a wedding.
Wet - Don't You - Columbia
If I hear one more low key, Sade biting, electronic album... I'm going to write about it I guess.
Harriet - American Appetite - Harvest Records
If this record was about pizza and Thai food I'd never stop listening to it.
Kevin Gates - Islah - Bread Winners' Association
Take note kids, if you have enough face tattoos you don't have to rap on beat.