Shye Ben Tzur/Jonny Greenwood/The Rajasthan Express - Junun - ATC Management/Nonesuch Records
I just heard that Junun will be included in the 2016 starter kit for learning how to be a complete asshole.
Justin Bieber - Purpose - Def Jam
This album is the equivalent of a 22 year old smoking cloves in the parking lot of a community college.
Cavanaugh - Time and Materials - Mello Music Group
Hey all you dummies out there wearing Supra shirts, this album is basically your version of Disintegration.
Arca - Mutant - Mute
Do you like your electronic music to sound like undanceable Kid A B-sides? Then this is the album for you!
Le1f - Riot Boi - XL Recordings
If your parents catch you listening to this record you're definitely getting sent to military school.
Grimes - Art Angels - 4AD
I was just informed that I'll get thrown in blog journalism jail if I say anything bad about this album, so uh…good job?
Oneohtrix Point Never - Garden of Delete - Warp Records
The kind of music you'd listen to while you fucked a robot.
Beach Slang - The Things We Do To Find People Who Feel Like Us - Polyvinyl
Is there anything worse than bummed out meatheads who listen to too much Bruce Springsteen?
Carla Morrison - Amor Supremo - Cosmica
Sad songs for moms, en espanol.
Car Seat Headrest - Teens of Style - Matador Records
Who has the time to listen to all these fuzzy pop albums recorded by ugly dudes in their bedroom? Me I guess.