My buddy's sister is a solid 11. Huge cans, firm ass, tight stomach, and loves to fuck with me when we're drunk. Sexually.
I remember it as if it were yesterday, because I'm a drunk and it seems like yesterday. It was my friends birthday, which one I will never remember, and after a night of sexy drinks and pointing out the ugly people, we retired to my buddy's apartment with his girlfriend at the time and his sister.
After much cocaine usage and many beers my friend and his girlfriend retired to their room, leaving myself and the 11 to our own sexual bodies. And as they say, it was on, or so I thought. She got naked, I got naked, but that's where it stopped. As I lay over her she asked me to use a condom, which I never have. FUCK! Erection lost. Even though I told her I was an ancient master of the pull-out style, the the moment was lost.
I was that close and couldn't seal the deal. It's like finding a penny from the 1800's, and you’re like, "Holy shit, that's a rare penny!", and random boner destroying guy walks up and says, "Nope, that's my penny. Have fun not getting laid, faggot."
So fast-forward to my same buddy's birthday years into the future. I'm already chillin', getting shitfaced and she shows up again. Still hot as ever. We go out, get drunk and at the end of the night I go out to have a cigarette and she joins me. She turns to me and sticks her tongue down my throat. We make out for five to ten minutes, she pulls away and says she has to leave. I text her that we should hang out, but my effort was in vain. The situation racks my brain. The opportunity lost, I suppose. I spent weeks wandering the streets, screaming at the stars, “WHY CAN’T I FUCK THIS WOMAN?”
Maybe I was supposed to fuck her in the street like an animal or it's because I had whiskey-dick? Who can say?
Maybe one day I'll land it. The perfect pussy.....Maybe not. I do know this though, "Alcohol is the easiest way to lay women. And the worst way to lose them."