Drunken Art Reviews
When we're bored we'll throw Mr. Rich a bunch of paintings and stuff from the Juxtapoz website and see what he thinks. He gets no information on the artist or any context, just images. Here's our staff drunk talking contemporary art.
My Brain Hurts
After I pissed myself the last time I got drunk, my phone wont let me unlock it unless I restart it. I wonder if this was all plotted. The phone still works, but now when I text, it repeats every letter to the point that it looks like I’m a stuttering idiot. I’m not. I speak with perfect clarity. But my phone disagrees. To all my “friends” it seems normal because I’m constantly hammered and sending weird texts.
Red Head
My buddy's sister is a solid 11. Huge cans, firm ass, tight stomach, and loves to fuck with me when we're drunk. Sexually.
I remember it as if it were yesterday, because I'm a drunk and it seems like yesterday. It was my friends birthday, which one I will never remember, and after a night of sexy drinks and pointing out the ugly people, we retired to my buddy's apartment with his girlfriend at the time and his sister.
Dr Riches Failproof Bacon and Codeine Hangover Cure
If enough people believe a "hangover" cannot be beaten, then that belief will sustain itself. I have squashed that belief. Squashed it with bacon and codeine. Provide them with the means, and they will test it, for it is an element of our lives that plagues us all. Please read forth.