Vampires Kiss - 1988

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Vampires Kiss - 1988

Immediately after I rail the second line of adderall the bartender, a lanky, hipster barber neck tattoo, leans in and yells, “Do it in the bathroom!” He has dreamy eyes but I yell back, “You’re sweet. Maybe later!” I give him a wink and spin around. It’s a bar in the financial district called The Straight Line. I’ve successfully found the most Wall Street white guy bar in Los Angeles in order to prep for my review of Vampires Kiss. I brought a baggie of crushed up adderall, some amyl nitrate, three condoms, paper clips and fake vampire teeth. I’m wearing some semblance of a suit that I could put together from Goodwill (The Kill Pretty budget leaves something to be desired.) I look like an extra in a bad Wolf of Wall Street sequel. I’m doing research, real journalism. Anything to rationalize my new found adderall habit.

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Killer Nun or How Religion Was Made For Sex Freaks! (EXPLICIT CONTENT!!)

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Killer Nun or How Religion Was Made For Sex Freaks! (EXPLICIT CONTENT!!)

I was 15 when I developed a fetish for nuns. No, I wasn’t biting my thumb getting spanked in catholic school (I wish!). I rented a vhs called Ms .45. It was a rape revenge story about a mute woman who is raped twice on her way home from work and decides to kill all sleazy men. In the last scene she goes to a Halloween party dressed as a nun and it’s one of the sexiest scenes in movie history. Ever since that moment I’ve had a thing for nuns.

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VHS and Vodka Presents: Crack House (1989)

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VHS and Vodka Presents: Crack House (1989)

This being my first official “VHS and Vodka” article I knew I wanted it to be special. For those of you who haven’t been in my bedroom, imagine leatherface’s room with the chicken bones and severed female body parts but there’s also around 700 VHS tapes stacked in the corners like a hoarder with really good taste. So I went through my collection in search of something with explosive potential that I hadn’t seen yet. I came across Crack House.

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KILL PRETTY's Streaming Movie of the Week: 80 Blocks from Tiffany's

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Announcing Kill Pretty's first Streaming Movie of the Week: 80 Blocks from Tiffany's

 

Every thursday we will be uploading a new, weird, underrated movie for you to stream for one week!

Our first film is a 70's documentary following the daily lives of the Savage Skulls and the Savage Nomads in the South Bronx. Think real life Warriors. 

Click here to watch 80 Blocks from Tiffany's

The Underrated: Miami Blues

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The Underrated: Miami Blues

At this point the Baldwin Brothers are an unstoppable force. Laugh all you want, these motherfuckers make great movies. Yeah there’s a lot of stinkers along the way but when they hit, watch out! Alec Baldwin is probably the most successful and talented of the four and Miami Blues drives this home. Giving one of the best performance’s of his career to a movie no one talks about. Miami Blues is the under rated film of the 90’s! No joke.

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