Terrible Fucking Advice with Murdock St. James - Black Friday Edition
/Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a Whats App message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
Tell your partner about a “Special Black Friday Deal” that you found. The “Deal” is sex.
Ask your partner if they’d like some “leftovers” for lunch. Once again, the “leftovers” is sex.
Referring to your penis as a “doorbuster” really only works during the holiday shopping season
It still counts as group sex if your nativity scene is already set up on a counter.
Saying “gobble gobble” during sex still works through the rest of November (say it while you can!)
To make your cum more savory drink one liter of giblet gravy and one bundle of aromatice (thyme, rosemary, sage, more cum)
As COVID cases rise remember to wear a mask - also gloves, a bodysuit, and an o-ring gag
There’s nothing sexier than someone who can fit an entire PS5 in their mouth (specifically because I want to play a PS5)
It’s actually illegal in 51 states to call your partner a “stuffed Turkey,” after Thanksgiving, Greg.
“Eggnogging” is the hot new trend with Zoomers. It’s when you cum on your partner’s chest, sprinkle cinnamon and nutmeg on it, and then lick it up while wearing a Christmas sweater.
