Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
/Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
Never visit a glory hole during a pandemic. Not only is it unsanitary, but there’s rarely glory found in said hole.
Stay socially distant and have fun by masturbating while watching your neighbors!
“Sub” stands “submarine sandwich,” while “Dom” stands for “Dominic Torreto.” No one really knows why.
Humans are seriously full of goo and you really find that out during sex.
You can eat whatever comes out of your partner but remember to tip accordingly.
It’s super hot to film yourself having sex, just don’t show the video to my cousin Doug.
Eating ass? That’s old news. Eating your partner’s entire leg? Sexy, exciting, illegal.
Ladies, make him explode in bed by sewing dynamite inside his abdomen while he’s asleep.
If you enjoy your partner remember to rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, or anywhere you can listen to podcasts.
Cum is delicious as long you like eating glue that sort of tastes like pineapple.
