Mr. Rich 5/4/16 Mr. Rich 5/4/16

Don't hug me I'm scared

Don't hug me I'm scared. Kids show not for kids.

Mr. Rich 5/3/16 Mr. Rich 5/3/16

Slim Goodbody gets down with some puppets

Slim goodbody sings a song with some puppets.

Nacho 4/28/16 Nacho 4/28/16

Sally Sucks Spagetti

FEED THE VACUUM!

Mr. Rich 4/25/16 Mr. Rich 4/25/16

No Yucky people by Mr. Rich

Penises and vaginas are the best, but smell the worst.

Armpits and feet love to be tickled, but who wants to touch those stinky things?

We kiss as a sign of affection, but if you don’t brush your teeth for one day, your shit is rank.

Jacob Shelton 4/22/16 Jacob Shelton 4/22/16

No, I do not want your soft taco - By Jacob Shelton

I appreciate what you’re trying to do Steven, I really do, but why don’t you hold on to that soft taco? It’s not that I’m not hungry, because it is lunch time and, admittedly, I get very hungry around this time of day. It’s just that I don’t want the soft taco that’s been sitting in the passenger seat of your Volvo for God knows how long. Yes, I’m aware that it hasn’t been baking under the rays of the sun, magnified by your non-tinted windows (I didn’t even know they made windows without tint anymore) for more than twenty minutes, but still.

Mr. Rich 4/20/16 Mr. Rich 4/20/16

THE GLUNKERWUNK, A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there lived a noble prince. He really enjoyed saving princesses. He saved them all day long, in this land and that. Then one day a dark cloud appeared over the prince’s land. It clouded all that was good and he was no longer able to see what princesses to save. He grew sad and bored. He wished for his passion to return.

Then one day a mysterious beast appeared. The Glunkerwunk. He GLUNKED, then WUNKED, then GLUNKERWUNKED through the castle gates. The Glunkerwunk told the prince that if he could look inside and see himself for what he truly was then he could lift the curse from his kingdom. The prince laughed. He did not believe him for he was arrogant and saw himself without flaw. So the Glunkerwunk left and the kingdom was sad.

Nacho 4/19/16 Nacho 4/19/16

Humpback

Hey do you like whales? Yeah? Well would you like to come hump back at my place?

Nacho 4/18/16 Nacho 4/18/16

NEW YORK CRIMES - ISSUE 1

Kill Pretty went to New York for 20 days in 2016 and took over 1000 photos of graffiti. This is our non-bias report on the scene in Brooklyn and Manhattan. Somewhere around 400-500 photos included. 40 pages, all black and white. ALL GRAFFITI NO BULLSHIT.

Nacho 3/24/16 Nacho 3/24/16

A Day In the Life of Script

While Script ponders his life while sipping on a bud light we see him wander around the west coast leaving tags,throw ups , and pieces.

Mr. Rich 3/21/16 Mr. Rich 3/21/16

CRABMAN

My name is Michael Yather. Yesterday was just like any other day. I went to work at Scrappy Dog, I came home, I made dinner, I stuck my head in the microwave, and I went to bed. But when I woke up the next day and looked in the mirror it wasn’t me. I had changed.

Greg Mania 3/18/16 Greg Mania 3/18/16

Tips for Getting Your Cute Olive Garden Server to Go Out with You by Greg Mania

- Keep saying your salad needs more tossing and continue winking at him until your eyes

bleed.

Nacho 3/17/16 Nacho 3/17/16

Spongeknob Squarenuts

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

Molly

Fuck You, Kill Pretty! Also, Love You

WOW - ever since Kill Pretty put out a call for a new president we’ve gotten some buck-wild responses, including our first official rejection letter.

How To Milk Yourself (Even As A Non-Lactator!)

Did you know you can milk yourself even without becoming pregnant? It’s true! And you can start today with Kill Pretty’s essential guide on how to self-milk. You might be wondering, why milk yourself? Besides the fact that it’s really fun, colostrum (the precursor to breast milk) is full of antibodies, proteins, vitamins and minerals that can heal most anything.

6.66 Things You Didn't Know Palantir Knows About You

Now that most of us are starting to realize we live in a surveillance state (we’ve actually been here for quite awhile, but welcome to those just figuring this out!), it’s time to start asking, what DOES Palantir know about us?

Don’t you worry! Kill Pretty has put together a short list for you of 6.66 things you didn’t know that they know, but they do. And now you know too - you’re welcome.

Which hand and household appliance you masturbate with.
The exact Pantone of your asshole.
GPS coordinates of the last known location of your dignity.
Your most shameful Uber Eats delivery. (you know the one)
Your lowest bowling score.
Your new god.
.66 - Bad Bunny is cool but have you checked out the Antichrist?

Nacho

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KZAM GTB Interview!

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?

KZAM: I had a little marker, and I remember just drawing anarchy signs all over the neighborhood. I'd never done graffiti before that, but that's the first time that I remember doing it. I grew up in Palo Alto area and saw a lot of ORFN and stuff like that, MARVL. I actually met ORFN and he gave me a Pilot when I was tagging in the tunnel at the Palo Alto train station with a Sharpie, and he came up and he... I forget what I even wrote back then, but he came up and saw me with this little tiny Sharpie, and gave me a big Pilot, and he hit up ORFN and I was like "Oh, shit!" I'd seen him everywhere. And it was kind of cool to meet him in person. But honestly I was like 11, 12 years old.

If the point of life is for the Creator to experience everything, could 'Jackass' be humanity's pinnacle expression?

Kill Pretty: What’s your earliest graffiti memory?