One Sentence Album Reviews - Jacob Shelton

Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered. - Aftermath/Interscope

God damn.


Miike Snow - iii - Jackalope Recordings

Who do we blame for this album? Conservatives? Liberals? Human evolution?


2 Chainz - Collgegrove - Def Jam


This is exactly why you don't leave your 2 Chainz album lying out in the sun.


Nada Surf - You Know Who You Are - Barsuk Records


Did anyone remember to tell Nada Surf that One Tree Hill got canceled about ten years ago?


Yuck - Stranger Things - Mame Records


Will someone tell those damn kids to turn it down? They're scaring my dogs.


Guerilla Toss - Eraser Stargazer - DFA LLC


I don't know what year this band was setting their time machine for, but they definitely landed in the wrong era.


Glenn Kotche/So Percussion - Drumkit Quartets - Cantaloupe Music


I hate to be this guy, but you could have used some more drums.


Lucy Dacus - No Burden - Lucy Dacus


The aural equivalent of a yawning emoji.


Prins Thomas - Principe del Norte - Smalltown Supersound


This is the record you put on right before you decide to score more coke.


La Sera - Music for Listening to Music to - Polyvinyl Record Co.


You should at least have to fill out an application before you get to start a band.