Terrible Fucking Advice With Murdock St. James
/Sexual intellectual, Murdock St. James is back with his semi-monthly offering of sex tips, cunnilingus concepts, and anal advice. Instead of sitting down for an interview like he promised, the author of An Evening With You and Your Genitals and Murdock St. James was kind enough to send Kill Pretty a text message with 10 sex tips that he thought our readers would appreciate.
Feeling uninspired in bed? Try fucking in your local MOMA.
Threeways can be a lot of fun unless my cousin Doug is invited.
Switch things up by fucking in an airport bathroom, switch things up even further by renovating that bathroom into your bedroom.
It’s a big world, there’s got to be at least one person out there that likes the weird shit you’re into.
Don’t eat Taco Bell before making whoopee, save it for your post-game celebration.
“I am become death” is a pretty weird thing to say when you’re having an orgasm.
Incorporate dirty talk in the bedroom if you want your partner to think you have a filthy little fucking mouth.
Choking during sex can be extremely sexy, just make sure you get permission before doing it, and use your hand, not a chicken bone.
Mood music is important. If you don’t have a playlist at the ready the menu of any DVD from the early 2000s should work just fine.
Working sex swings, like the Lochness Monster, are a myth.
