How To Survive Game Night When You Hate Everyone
Off the bat, that title is inaccurate. I don’t hate everyone. I like my dogs. There are a few people on Twitter that make me laugh, and I tend to enjoy the company of the other writers for some reason. Other than that, most people can go jump in a lake. It stands to reason that as someone who rarely leaves the comfort of his house, that I don’t have to go out of my way to avoid social situations that don’t involve my dogs, or discussing topics for a quarterly magazine. When I do leave the gloomy chambers of my one bedroom apartment, it’s to walk down the street to my favorite bar and chat with the bartender, Karl (whom, come to think of it, I also quite like). Against my better judgment, and in a frenzied moment of needing to get out of my house, I accepted an invitation to a game night.
I Booked A Good Burger Experience And They Put Me To Work
I show my phone screen to the burly guy in the Good Burger branded polo standing outside the nondescript restaurant that’s now home to the Good Burger experience. It costs $30 and the reservations filled up long before I was able to get in. As soon as I show my proof of purchase someone pulls me aside. It’s Jacque, my manager for the next 90 minutes. He puts a paper hat on my head and pushes me towards the fry basket. “Welcome to Good Burger, dunk the tates.” I tell him that I’m here for the Good Burger experience, that I paid $30 to have my photo taken in front of a milkshake machine and to eat the most expensive burger in LA. Jacque takes a drag from his cigarette and says, “Every experience is different.”
Five Times That It’s Totally Okay To Steal A Car
Regardless of how you feel about property and whether or not anything actually belongs to anyone, we can all agree that it’s not cool to go around stealing stuff - especially cars. On the whole, people need their cars to get back and forth from their jobs or to school, if that car’s stolen then the emotional and financial stress can be too much to bare for some people. However, there are a few completely acceptable circumstances in which you can steal a car.
Kill Pretty Goes To The Los Angeles Premiere Of Danzig's Verotika
When I arrive at the theater I pass through a sea of people with mohawks and back patches that simply read “Danzig.” The singer’s directorial debut is supposed to be so bad it’s good, but how many so bad it’s good movies can there really be? I receive a wristband and frightened worker says “Whatever you do, don’t laugh.” Before I can question him I’m pushed through the doors of the theater and given the option of a $7 beer or taking an early seat. I opt to take my seat.
5 Life Hacks for Dealing with Tricky Genies
We all dream of the day we find that golden lamp buried in the desert, but how many of us know what to do when we’re staring down the face of a genie? Like my stepdad, genies are notorious tricksters, and aren’t always looking out for your best interests. Check out these five life hacks for dealing with your next genie so you get the wish you want not the wish you deserve!
Director Lee Kronin Told Us What’s In The Hole In The Ground
From the moment that The Hole in the Ground premiered at Sundance in 2019 audiences have been dying to know just what’s in that hole in the ground. I caught up with Irish director Lee Kronin and asked him point blank, “What’s in the hole in the ground.” His answers might shock you.
SUPERCHIEF X KILL PRETTY BENEFIT SHOW!
TONIGHT we are having a closing party for the exhibition at SUPER CHIEF and throwing a benefit to be able to publish our next issue. Come out to see the show if you haven't yet, drink some beer from PBR and pick up some magazines.
Five Amenities That Ja Rule’s Bringing To Fyre Fest 2.0
We’ll never know if Fyre Festival was a scheme to trap gullible social media influencers on an island and slowly deprive them of supplies until they broke into separate factions and ate each other or if it was a regular scam that didn’t have anything to do with cannibalism. Whatever the case Ja Rule, one of the creators of Fyre Festival, doesn’t think the initial get together went as planned so he’s putting together a new version of the fest and we’ve got an inside look on what’s waiting for you if purchase $5,000 VIP ticket.
5 Details In The Ted Bundy Tapes That No One Is Talking About
If you love murder or handsome murderers or guys who speak into tape recorders then The Ted Bundy Tapes has something for you. The four part Netflix series features interviews and archival footage of serial killer and amateur lawyer Ted Bundy, and while some viewers are focusing on how the series presents him as a handsome murder boy rather than as a stone cold killer, they’re ignoring some of the most horrifying moments.