Pieces - One of the greatest slasher horror movies! Watch it
Pieces ruined me as a kid, let it ruin you tonight!
Which Hunk Should Be Elected to the SCOTUS? By Jacob Shelton
Unless you’ve had your head under a rock (or you’re just a big ol’ dummy), last week Justice Antonin Scalia died, which is a bummer for his friends and family but very fun for those of us who thought he was a Grade A creep. But I’m not here to eulogize and discuss the past; I’m here to look to the future, baby. Someone has to replace Justice Scalia on the bench of the Supreme Court, and I think it’s high time that we had a hunk flexing his pecs under those big black robes. Luckily, there are at least ten qualified hunks who can fill the vacancy left by ol’ Scalia and meatballs.
One Sentence Album Reviews by Jacob Shelton
Does anybody know what the fuck Rihanna is talking about?
The Roadie by Mr. Rich
So I started being a roadie in the 70’s. I had knack for it.
I was really good and picking amps up. Putting amps down. Plugging shit in.
I toured with Goat Sack, Father Of The Goat, and If You Had A Goat You’d Be Here By Now.
I’m sure you’ve heard of them.
Then in 1974 my buddy said he had a gig for me doin’ shit for a band called Van Hellen.
I had never heard of them.
But the name sounded cool.
Breakfast with Clown TITS
Early morning adventures with California OG graffiti writer "Clown" from TITS crew.
Random Human Dies Nobody Cares By Sean Conforti
At 5:53am this sunny winter morning a random human died. We didn’t bother getting a name because nobody seemed to care about the human prior to death, so we assumed that nobody would care a posteriori. A nurse at the hospital referred to the corpse with male pronouns, so we assume that the human was male. However, dead now, the human has become gender neutral, in so far as compost cannot be assigned gender in the English language. The French word for compost is masculine, both a noun and a verb. It is yet to be determined if this is relevant.